my bad house

my house is so bad I can't even put my bed in it. it keeps going to some hospitol like a doctor. plus it moves away. I'm prrety much homless plus it summer so it went to Alaska so I got a new house.

chilli day

thow in a bag of meat.

get me a bag of beets.

cause tonight we eat chilli.

I'm going all willy nilly.

todays the day I come out of the closet wait I making chilli.

my chilli tastes like naucious gas.

smells like a dog pased gas.

get the buned brocoli & swiss cheese.

grab the rice and caned peas.

rotten tomatoe juice.

spray in a can of mouse.

8 billion digees.

now eat your chilli please

The boy who calls his wii a piece of assparagas

when my friend got a wii he called it asparagus. I said it's a wii but he said your retarded. I said look on cover he said they are retards. I said they created it but he said thats a stupid name. harry I'll never get but I know he rides the short bus and hes not my friend but dad says too bad. I did stick a cherry bomb in his pocket so he should be sorry.

fat cat

one day this fat cat came to my house .I tried to lift it but it weights ten tons. it tried to jump on the couch but it made the house callapse. then I figred out it was pig... kids we have hot dogs for lunch.

flee

all pollar bears flee or become a butler. I'd run if I was a pollarbear. they mite not even become butlers so flee pollar bears

mr crapo

mr. crapo is a good butler but he poops to much. once he gave me tea and I could see the poop hanging out of his pants. by the way he does not wear underwear. if you give him underwear you will be found chained to bricks dead under water. enjoy your new butler

dorkoso

one day the gangsta's when to chichigay & beat the crap out of him.now that wont happen because he has a pocket protector.now chichigay disables their cellphones which kills half of them.the gansta's plan is to give him a driveby.but he is saved by his pocket protector.

Eranima

One day a drunken hippie named Eranima said,"i need to go to school."hey i'll just take that school bus next door.and then he got on the bus and sat next to a kid named Billy."my names eranima whats yours?"Billy"Your Names Eranima too?"then he stuck a funnel in billy's mouth and takes a crap in the funnel. The Bus driver said are you sure your a kid? yeah I'm 64. oh then it's okay.Then they were at school."oh sixth grade" said Eranima."this is preschool", said a preschooler.shush now have a beer",said Eranima.M.r. ghaphiecooshamahayochichipopohashoomapumpu you are under aresst for bringing alcahol into a elemetery school. THE END

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